You’ve heard of Bulletproof Coffee, that mixture of coffee and butter that keeps you lean and supercharges your mental focus.
The problem with Bulletproof Coffee is that the butter forms a greasy oil slick on top of your coffee. Yuck! Is there any way to rescue Bulletproof Coffee?
Enter Invincible Coffee, the next evolution of Joe.
Invincible Coffee relies on a scientific breakthrough food that has all the nutritional qualities of butter, but disperses evenly into coffee without forming an oil slick on top. It’s called “cream”.
Cream is made of millions of tiny droplets of butter. Fact: cream is 90 percent butter by dry weight. And half of the rest is protein!
Check out this magnified view of the tiny butter droplets suspended in cream:
Did you know that coffee can contain the dangerous chemical dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO)? In fact, testing indicates that a cup of Bulletproof Coffee is more than 99 percent DHMO! Do you really want to put chemicals into your body? Think about it.
Invincible Coffee, simply stated, is the scientific marriage of high-quality toxin-free coffee and cream. No blending, no mixing, no oil slicks. Just pure, nutritious, brain-stimulating, fat-burning superfoods. Move over Bulletproof Coffee, the next evolutionary step has arrived.
For a limited time only, I’ll be selling Invincible Coffee Starter Packs, each containing ingredients for three cups of coffee, for $57.99 in my April Fools Store.
